She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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