I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
