oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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