Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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