Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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