thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
the raccoons are back...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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