We won't sleep together?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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