so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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