he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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