On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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