Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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