so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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