before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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