nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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