Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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