it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm both gender and math confused
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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