Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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