She is in my trunk
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
