Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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