Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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