i permit you to call me
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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