So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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