so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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