just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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