You don't have asthma, your pregnant
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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