just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
