should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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