my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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