Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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