You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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