Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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