found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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