a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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