Porn is love you can see.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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