I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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