escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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