Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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