He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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