Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
farters have to be the big spoon...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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