Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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