And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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