Tell her she can't have a vagina
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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