I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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