Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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