Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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