No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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