I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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