maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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