I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
God, I missed his penis.
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