Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I think my fart just growled at me.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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