did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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