Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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