apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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