Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize