Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
did i just pee glitter
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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