***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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