So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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