just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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