my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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